Kid Career Day pt1

In starting of this three part series we will go from youngest to oldest. So, without further ado, I would like to introduce to you...Jack!

Ah, hello. I'm sorry, you caught me off guard. I was just chillin' with my friend from China, my grandpa got her for me. But nevermind that.

Welcome readers, to career day. As many of you know, I dabbled a bit in plumbing, but quickly changed mind about that. Mom said I would need suspenders, which would not work with my diaper.

Anyway, I have had a spin or two in multiple careers and I'm sure you'd be honored to hear about them. Let's begin.

In my younger days I had thought about becoming a performer. I would call myself "Jack Junior" (has a nice ring to it, no?). But my sisters quickly set me straight about that. Pfft. Sisters.

Then I set my sights on....hair stylist!

The Mohawk

Me, putting in some hair gel. A must, of course.

This is an option I made for bald men. You like?

Curly top.

 Having a perfect head of hair myself (not to mention a perfect head) I always experimented on yours truly. I thought I would call myself Jacques. Had a very hair-stylish sound to it. As you can see, I look very handsome. But I started thinking to myself one morning, "This really isn't the most manly career in the world is it?" So I moved on. Again.

And I found it. The perfect career (for now). Professor.  I realize it will take years of studying but I know it's right for me.

Sam