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Boy Snoozes During Snack

Hot off the press: pictures of Jack snoozing during snack time! Jack caught sleeping during snack instead of the preferred "nap time". Self proclaimed expert, Momo, was questioned about Jack's confusion. She told reporters she believed that "he was confused with the upcoming end of daylight savings time." Daylight savings time ends on Sunday, November 4, which is still 58 days away. We reached out to Jack's Reps for comment but did not receive a response.

Boy's Many Hunts Fruitless

"I'm going to catch it and hold it!" SquiRe declared about pictured lizard. The aforementioned lizard has been spotted by SquiRe many a time to no avail. "I will not give up!" He resolved aloud. "Unless... Do you think I should?"



Rooster Soon to be Dinner

 

Latest reports have confirmed that the rooster known as "Sylvester" is indeed destined for dinner. After relentlessly attacking his feeder, the owners have decided he can best serve the family fried. In an interview with the owner she said they have too many and "we don't need one like that." Looks like Sylvester's chances are fried. More on how Sylvester will be served to be forth coming.

 

New Pet For Sam Finally Named

Earlier this August Sam, the popular writer at Books Ballet and Basketball, bought a Mastiff puppy. The puppy was ten weeks old when she came to Sam and in the first week had gained 8lbs! During that entire week the puppy was called by various names in consequence of the fact that Sam had not yet chosen a name for her. Family members and even neighbors offered too many choices, making the selection quite large. Among the name prospects were "Sam", "Moxie", "Luna", "Shadow", and "Reilly". In a brief interview with Sam, she was asked why she thought it was so difficult to name her dog. Her response: "'Cause I'm indecisive." The dog has been officially christened Cleopatra.

 

 

 

Dancer's Pain No More

 

Surgery was recently performed to remove Momo's toe nails. Momo has been affected with ingrown toe nails since starting pointe work in ballet over three years ago. But the pain of ingrown nails is now a thing of the past and this dancer's toes are healing very well.

Fact you probably don't want to know about nails: The current record-holder of longest nails, according to Guinness, is Shridhar Chillal who set the record in 1998 with a total of 242.25 inches of nails on his left hand. His longest nail, on his thumb, was 4.8 feet long.